Christmas 2012 Holiday Status Message:

I am currently a) Out of the office b) Trying to forget where the office is c) We have an office? d) What's an office anyway?

Through Monday January 28, I will be a) Sleeping b) Permaculturing c) Chook-wrangling d) Reading e) Re-creating f) All of the above

On my return, I will a) Ritually destroy my laptop using an obscure procedure based on Azteca ritual sacrifice b) Adopt a brutal and time-tested triage process for all received emails c) Delete all received emails with extreme prejudice d) Carefully read and reply at length to each and every email received

[Correct answers: a, f, b. Probably.]